I remember an old Rodney Dangerfield bit where he was going on at great length about what a pile of crap his car was. 

"Just once I'd like to go somewhere without somebody honking and pointing at one of my tires"

"Every Saturday afternoon I like to take my family out for a push"

Then he delivered his one-liner....

"Yeah the other day I bought the perfect second car... a tow truck..."

Bus is looking Great, Casey.  Makes me miss the good old days when I worked at the battlefield.  I loved that job.   

Naw, nuttin' like dat....   

I was an employee with Eastern National and did interpretive soldier talks during the Summers... and, in my summer between my Junior and Senior years of college, I was in the Green and Gray (Smokey Bear Hat and all) as an interpretive Park Ranger.

Everybody that I knew got a kick out of calling me Ranger Rick all summer.   

^^^^ Are you kidding me???

Even I am not that dumb.  I loved it, and would be there today, but the position was just a seasonal appointment for the summer months....


I would sell my tools and go to work in a ranger uniform any day of the week.

I was gonna just let this go, but yeah y'all totally jacked my thread...
But it's OK...
KC