I can beat your popped brake line story...
I ruptured a brake line at Road Atlanta which, unbeknownst to me, squirted the fluid straight onto my header, where it promptly evaporated. In other words, I had no idea there was a problem until reaching the end of the front straight, the fastest part of the track. I hit the brakes at over 100MPH and got nothing!
It turns out you can make it through turn one without braking, provided there is sufficent "pucker effect" coming from your backside!
When I limped back into the paddock and checked, I still had no idea where my fluid went until I poured more in and began pumping, whereupon I saw the stream squirt onto the exhaust. :roll:
Then there's the time I turned in my fastest qualifying lap minus one rear axle nut, but that's another story for the next time this thread gets slow!
Where are you Smelly Cat?